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Reviews of The Oyster Smack 4 stars

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom

#7 of 13 hotels in Burnham on Crouch

Guests' Choice

Review score

Based on 346 hotel reviews

8.4

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    9.0

  • Comfort

    8.8

  • Location

    8.9

  • Facilities

    8.7

  • Staff

    9.3

  • Value for money

    8.3

  • Free WiFi

    8.8

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Showing 151 – 175

  • Reviewed: 11 July 2022

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Beautiful Room, spotlessly clean, the staff were very welcoming and friendly. Food was amazing. The perfect escape.

    Stayed in June 2022

  • Reviewed: 1 July 2022

    10
    Excellent location, staff were superb attentive but not in your face and the food was sensational
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Superior Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Bottled water in room

    Food and service was excellent

    Stayed in June 2022

  • Reviewed: 28 June 2022

    10
    It was everything we’d hoped for …and more
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Superior Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    Young, enthusiastic and professional staff. Good room and bathroom. Excellent restaurant.

    Stayed in June 2022

  • Reviewed: 22 June 2022

    10
    Fantastic room, lovely restaurant, fabulous welcome!
    • Business trip
    • Couple
    • Superior Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing.

    Spacious, clean and modern room with the ability to dine at a fantastic restaurant. The staff were welcoming and lovely.

    Stayed in June 2022

  • Reviewed: 17 June 2022

    10
    A great stay, and it was a pity that the Met didn't get the weather right.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Superior Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    We didn't book for dinner, and even though it was very busy, the staff found us a table. The meal was excellent.

    Stayed in May 2022

  • Reviewed: 16 June 2022

    10
    very good value for money and the staff were all very welcoming and friendly
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    nothing

    lovely room - modern, clean, all the essentials and car parking on site

    Stayed in June 2022

  • Reviewed: 15 May 2022

    6.0
    good stay all in all,
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Superior Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    the breakfast area which is the first area you enter from the carpark had a very dirty floor which looked like it hadn’t been cleaned since that mornings breakfast,

    the staff were great, the room we had was clean and large room 9 food was very good in the restaurant

    Stayed in May 2022

  • Reviewed: 3 May 2022

    3.0
    disappointing
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    very tired looking... desperately in need of a lick of paint... bed absolutely terrible... previous patrons hair in the shower & on the floor... room next to the kitchen extract AHU which was extremely noisy

    location was pretty much the only benefit... shower was epic!

    Stayed in May 2022

  • Reviewed: 3 May 2022

    3.0
    Great location room very disappointing.
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Superior Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Paid for a double bed but just two singles pushed together not comfortable at all, for premium money felt let down bathroom needs updating, w/c is a macerated flush, also lack of choice for breakfast, parking is very limited.

    Stayed in May 2022

  • Reviewed: 29 April 2022

    6.0
    Staff were lovely, food was excellent, room a bit dissapointing but all together fab location.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The bed was really uncomfortable - had a big crease in the middle was like two single beds pushed together. The toilet was so noisey & gave off a strange smell. On our second day couldnt have a cuppa tea as they forgot to leave any milk cartons. .

    The food was exceptional we had dinner their and our waitress Taylor was fantastic - very knowledgeable and had a very bubbly personality.

    Stayed in April 2022

  • Reviewed: 24 April 2022

    10
    A very friendly high quality stay
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The parking is a bit tight but have always managed to get parked

    Stayed serveral times and the staff are very friendly and helpful. The breakfast waitress was soo friendly and helpful.

    Stayed in April 2022

  • Reviewed: 18 April 2022

    10
    An excellent place to explore Burnham from. Would book again in a heartbeat ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The hedges outside room could be cut back a bit to allow ease of sitting outside in sun. It’s only a small point though.

    The meals were excellent with a menu to suit all. Great service, comfortable rooms and dog friendly 😀

    Stayed in April 2022

  • Reviewed: 14 April 2022

    10
    Brilliant location for the wedding we went to
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing

    Really comfortable bed and good tea and coffee facilities

    Stayed in April 2022

  • Reviewed: 26 March 2022

    10
    we had an excellent stay
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    large clean warm room

    Stayed in March 2022

  • Reviewed: 14 March 2022

    10
    Quiet and comfort
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Clean bathroom

    Great location

    Stayed in March 2022

  • Reviewed: 9 March 2022

    10
    we had a very pleasant and comfortable stay would definitely go back a big thank you to te staff
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    the shower in the room had no door so the water went outside the shower and could end up ruining the floor in the living area

    the staff were very friendly and helpful the room was very clean the food was excellent

    Stayed in March 2022

  • Reviewed: 7 March 2022

    10
    Clean, spacious, contemporary and quiet rooms.
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    We'd have loved instant porridge and plain yoghurt as options on the simple ( and very reasonably priced) breakfast. But really, it was all good here. Highly recommend it.

    Beautifully well furnished and decorated enormous clean rooms, with excellent bathroom. Brilliant staff, every single person was helpful and hospitable. The food was great, the drinks and service in the restaurant good. We'd definitely come back here.

    Stayed in March 2022

  • Reviewed: 10 February 2022

    10
    Stylish gastro pub stay, lovely accomodation, friendly staff.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Lovely hotel, very friendly staff. Very clean spacious well presented rooms.

    Stayed in February 2022

  • Reviewed: 4 February 2022

    10
    Lovely stay
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Could do with more milk for tea and coffee facilities in room

    Size of room and bed

    Stayed in February 2022

  • Reviewed: 30 January 2022

    10
    Beautiful Hotel lots of history in the building lovely staff clean warm perfect
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Great location for visiting the yachting club where we had an event

    I had a very spacious room facing the front with a queen size bed spotlessly clean and all of facilities you need.

    Stayed in January 2022

  • Reviewed: 30 January 2022

    10
    amazing from start to finish
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    nothing

    everything

    Stayed in November 2021

  • Reviewed: 2 January 2022

    2.0
    Absolutely filthy room
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The room was absolutely filthy. Cobwebs and dust EVERYWHERE. The shower was mouldy and the handle to the shower kept falling off so we could barely use it.

    The restaurant was good

    Stayed in January 2022

  • Reviewed: 27 December 2021

    10
    really beautiful well kept inn. highly recommended and will definitely be staying again as literally a 2min walk from my
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    - in main building signs to rooms would be useful as I checked in on a day the inn was closed so got a bit lost - showers in main building not as good as the ‘car park’ rooms

    - easy self checkin - large rooms with spacious beds

    Stayed in December 2021

  • Reviewed: 18 December 2021

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing, had issue with tv, but resolved very quickly

    Friendly helpful staff and had a really lovely dinner in the restaurant

    Stayed in December 2021

  • Reviewed: 13 December 2021

    10
    Great venue, great locatio
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing

    Direct access to room, very comfy and top rate facilities

    Stayed in December 2021

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