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Reviews of The Oyster Smack 4 stars

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom

#7 of 13 hotels in Burnham on Crouch

Guests' Choice

Review score

Based on 346 hotel reviews

8.4

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    9.0

  • Comfort

    8.8

  • Location

    8.9

  • Facilities

    8.7

  • Staff

    9.3

  • Value for money

    8.3

  • Free WiFi

    8.8

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  • Reviewed: 12 April 2022

    8.0
    Most enjoyable, would stay again
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Parking limited most

    Location was very good, clean comfortable room friendly staff

    Stayed in April 2022

  • Reviewed: 10 April 2022

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Clean and practical but we wished there were 2 pillows each on the bed as very slim

    Stayed in April 2022

  • Reviewed: 4 April 2022

    9.0
    Nice little hotel with friendly and helpful staff
    • Business trip
    • Group
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Room was spacious, clean and quite

    Stayed in March 2022

  • Reviewed: 30 March 2022

    8.0
    Short overnight stay, late booking, accommodation nice pleasant stay
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Friendly staff, good value for money

    Stayed in March 2022

  • Reviewed: 29 March 2022

    9.0
    good location
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    I’ve received about 10 emails, for a one night stay!

    very comfortable bed

    Stayed in March 2022

  • Reviewed: 25 March 2022

    8.0
    Good value accommodation in a decent spot, nice restaurant and friendly staff
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    thin walls - could hear noise from other people

    Close proximity to the sea, nice walks, and pubs

    Stayed in March 2022

  • Reviewed: 22 March 2022

    7.0
    we would consider staying here again
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    very hot and couldn’t turn down heat but we opened window. continental breakfast not great.

    very clean, good shower

    Stayed in March 2022

  • Reviewed: 28 February 2022

    7.0
    Lovely stay
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The beds were pretty hard and uncomfortable, given how much the room was and how modern it seemed, we thought the beds would have been a bit less hard and lumpy :( the walls are also pretty thin as I could hear someone in the room next door, snoring all night, and that was over the sound of our tv.

    I loved that the room was like a little chalet, it was cosy, modern and perfectly clean. The staff couldn't do more to help, very polite and friendly.

    Stayed in February 2022

  • Reviewed: 4 February 2022

    9.0
    Pleasant stay
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Room a bit cold, could do with more milk with tea and coffee facility in room. Got charged for continental breakfast. Which is normally included in room price

    Size of room and bed

    Stayed in January 2022

  • Reviewed: 17 January 2022

    9.0
    welcoming, homely restaurant with rooms. for a nights stay had everything required. could easily have stayed longer
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    attractive building and nicely decorated. very large bedroom, comfortable beds. staff were friendly and welcoming. food was reasonably priced and delicious.

    Stayed in January 2022

  • Reviewed: 11 January 2022

    9.0
    Superb
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Parking is a bit tight

    Friendly and helpful staff

    Stayed in January 2022

  • Reviewed: 6 January 2022

    8.0
    Perfect and will be returning.
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    There was nothing that she didn’t like.

    Excellent accommodation as on ground level so suited my mother.

    Stayed in December 2021

  • Reviewed: 4 January 2022

    8.0
    We had two nights between Christmas and new year which we really enjoyed.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    More than one coffee at breakfast.

    All of the staff were friendly and very welcoming. Nice room with a great shower no standing in the bath with a curtain nonsense.

    Stayed in December 2021

  • Reviewed: 2 January 2022

    8.0
    Well situated for our needs attending a wedding at High House
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Breakfast limited not what we expected

    Our room was a good size

    Stayed in October 2021

  • Reviewed: 13 December 2021

    8.0
    Good quality towels and bedding. Bit noisy though.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    I thought I was booking a room with a bath, there was no parking. Room 01 was a little noisy. Didn't bother with breakfast, quite poor choice.

    The room was very clean with lovely bedding and towels.

    Stayed in December 2021

  • Reviewed: 23 November 2021

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    This is a very pretty place,also a restaurant,our2 rooms upstairs were spotlessly clean and so comfortable.a few mins walk from the harbour,and some quaint pubs dotted along the way,as well as restaurants.people were so friendly too.will defo return.

    Stayed in November 2021

  • Reviewed: 18 November 2021

    9.0
    Superb
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing really. We arrived mid afternoon and had no problem parking in the car park but the car park is not huge so would imagine it might get busy if the restaurant is also busy.

    Staff were very welcoming, room was clean and bathroom was bigger than expected. Location was great and only a short walk to the river front and other amenities. We didn't eat in the restaurant as we had other arrangements for the evening but it looked good and smelt lovely.

    Stayed in November 2021

  • Reviewed: 9 November 2021

    7.0
    Good
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    The bathroom cabine was hard leaking in the bath.

    Stayed in November 2021

  • Reviewed: 29 October 2021

    8.0
    Great Place to stay
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Superior Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The towel rail in the bathroom was very hot most of the time and we couldn’t find a way to turn it down. There is a minimal self service breakfast offer in the week but there are cafes in the town where you can get a good breakfast if you want something cooked. Especially recommend the Bistro on the Quay which is about 10 minute walk.

    Our room was spacious and very clean. The bed was comfortable, there was plenty of storage space in the room and nice big towels for the shower. Also, the hairdryer was located near a mirror, which is often something lacking in a hotel room. There were spare accessible sockets available for phone chargers etc.

    Stayed in October 2021

  • Reviewed: 11 October 2021

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • People with friends
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    We had a lovely room but was a bit chilly the heating wasn’t on an the small heater was not enough to warm the room an our friends had cleaning staff coming into there room in the morning to get to the cleaning cupboard an we had tea an toast at breakfast but was charged for a continental breakfast

    Stayed in October 2021

  • Reviewed: 11 October 2021

    8.0
    Very nice place friendly staff would recommend
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    N/a

    The food and the ambience was good

    Stayed in October 2021

  • Reviewed: 10 October 2021

    8.0
    Overall an enjoyable stay.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    self service breakfast tiny toilet and basin

    Lunch in the restaurant; friendliness of staff

    Stayed in October 2021

  • Reviewed: 7 October 2021

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    The water machine at breakfast needs descaling

    The deluxe room was lovely

    Stayed in October 2021

  • Reviewed: 26 September 2021

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Car parking

    Room was good, had good evening meal, and continental type breakfast. Parking spaces very resricted wiyh limited access.

    Stayed in September 2021

  • Reviewed: 19 September 2021

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    woeful self service breakfast from the cupboard. Parking adequate but tight.

    effecient helpful manager, friendly cleaning lady, spacious room, nice and clean, excellent evening meal.

    Stayed in September 2021

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