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Reviews of The Oyster Smack 4 stars

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom

#7 of 12 hotels in Burnham on Crouch

Guests' Choice

Review score

Based on 348 hotel reviews

8.5

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    9.0

  • Comfort

    8.8

  • Location

    8.9

  • Facilities

    8.7

  • Staff

    9.3

  • Value for money

    8.4

  • Free WiFi

    8.8

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  • Reviewed: 5 June 2024

    9.0
    Lovely inn and comfortable stay. Friendly, efficient and helpful staff.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    All was good, limited parking though.

    Enjoyed a nice steak dinner on arrival. Very friendly helpful staff. Room well equipped, clean and comfortable with nice toiletries, a good shower, comfortable bed. Quiet rooms outside of the main inn.

    Stayed in June 2024

  • Reviewed: 24 May 2024

    9.0
    Was great apart from breakfast. Dinner was lovely.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Breakfast - help yourself toaster and packet bread (not the amazing cooked breakfast that other reviews mentioned) and no one around in the morning to give keys back to or ask anything.

    Everything especially restaurant area

    Stayed in May 2024

  • Reviewed: 28 April 2024

    8.0
    Great place to stay
    • Leisure trip
    • People with friends
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing

    Nice and clean

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 16 April 2024

    10
    Rob is very happy to stay there again!!!
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    Nothing will stay there again!!!

    Great Place to stay!!!

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 8 April 2024

    7.0
    Fine for an overnight stay.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 1 night

    Didn't know that the room was in an outside building, thought it would be in the actual hotel, this may have been because I requested a downstairs room only. Wouldn't have classed the room as four-star, with no carpet only rug on either side of the bed, and no fridge. The large bed was very firm but only two pillows.

    The dinner was very nice, with ample food, well cooked and reasonably priced. The room was very clean, and towels, etc. supplied. Pleasantly decorated. Large bed. The staff were very friendly and helpful.

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 7 April 2024

    10
    highly recommend, dog friendly m, maybe provide bowls or treats.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    cooked breakfast would top it all off

    great location, lovely room & shower

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 6 April 2024

    7.0
    Good but breakfast could be better
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Breakfast was a limited self-service affair with little choice

    Location and room

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 25 February 2024

    10
    Definitely stay again!
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Couldn’t fault it!

    Lovely room. Clean and comfortable

    Stayed in February 2024

  • Reviewed: 26 January 2024

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing all is brilliant here

    Convince and great place to stay . Good food aswell

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: 25 January 2024

    8.0
    we just slept there as part of Christmas with family
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    location

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: 7 January 2024

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Pillows very hard and uncomfortable

    Staff and restaurant excellent

    Stayed in January 2024

  • Reviewed: 2 January 2024

    8.0
    Very pleasant, I’d stay there again
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Wasn’t offered a cooked breakfast

    Clean comfortable friendly staff

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: 10 December 2023

    9.0
    Welcoming, clean , warm and cosy.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Unfortunately the mattress on the bed wasn’t very comfortable, as a result myself and my husband didn’t have a great nights sleep.apart from our bed being not very comfortable, everything else about the hotel was fine, would definitely stay there again.

    The pub and room was warm and welcoming, and very clean.

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: 3 December 2023

    10
    Excellent
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Excellent location, clean, very comfortable bed.

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: 13 November 2023

    10
    8 hour round trip made easy
    • Business trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    We had a delivery to do and stayed one night. Accommodation was very good. We ate in their restaurant, which was excellent. We would definitely stay their again.

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: 6 November 2023

    10
    We were recommended by friends who were having a party in the area and found it Tom e Exell Ty having a party in the are
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Good location, clean, friendly staff

    Stayed in November 2023

  • Reviewed: 22 October 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Very tight staircase and varying height in steps. No blackout and light came through gaps right across the windows. No extractor in bathroom.

    Easy free parking. Restaurant excellent & varied. Bigger room than expected. Quality shower & facilities.

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: 25 September 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nice room with large en-suite bathroom, including a bath. Good tea & coffee making facilities. Fan to keep cool in warm weather. Good 📺.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 24 September 2023

    10
    Superb hotel, highly recommended.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Superior Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing at all, we could not fault anything, and any guest would really struggle to find any thing issue, and if they did, I have no doubt it would corrected immediately.

    Excellent hotel, brilliant food amd the service was amazing. We struggled to get a taxi to a wedding and Trevor, the owner, took us there. First class guest experience.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 3 September 2023

    7.0
    Friendly and helpful staff, our room was clean and comfortable.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Our room didn’t have a bathroom, having the shower in the bedroom We were disappointed with what was offered as the continental breakfast.

    It was convenient location as we were attending a wedding at Creeksea Place. The checking in process was welcoming and efficient.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 2 September 2023

    9.0
    Lovely place
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing with them. But if you want to get around and don’t drive - taxi services suck!

    Great little stay/pub etc.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 31 July 2023

    10
    An amazing location, with great food
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    Nothing

    Dinner in the restaurant was amazing

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: 26 July 2023

    10
    Great place, great value, great staff, great restaurant.
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Everything and in a lovely location.

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: 11 July 2023

    8.0
    Very pleasant place to stay the night after a full day catching up with friends
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Slight drain smell in the bathroom, but nothing too bad

    Location was good. Room was lovely

    Stayed in July 2023

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