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Reviews of The Joker Boat

Liverpool Marina, Liverpool, L3 4BP, United Kingdom

#66 of 114 B&Bs and inns in Liverpool

Guests' Choice

Review Score

Based on 94 hotel reviews

7.3

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    7.7

  • Comfort

    7.7

  • Location

    8.4

  • Facilities

    7.4

  • Staff

    8.0

  • Value for money

    7.1

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  • Reviewed: October 22, 2023

    6.0
    Pleasant
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    A few leaks during the rain on Friday night. The kitchen sink needs fixing. Leaks when you drain it.

    Uniqueness and location.

    Stayed in October 2023

  • Reviewed: September 30, 2023

    8.0
    Great, quirky accommodation.
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Generator in the main bedroom was very noisy. Didn’t sleep well.

    Great place for a fun night away with friends.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: September 1, 2023

    7.0
    The Joker is a fun place to stay.
    • Leisure trip
    • Travelers with friends
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    There is a bit of a smell from the bathroom.

    The boat was spacious and the beds were comfortable.

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: April 11, 2023

    7.0
    Great location, large boat, unique stay, but not very clean & difficult to communicate with owner
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 3 nights

    The boat was not very clean, and needs a major facelift, and repair of some areas. The couches were very uncomfortable - I wish they would update these for a better overall experience. Especially if you are staying more than a few days and not just to party.

    The location was great. 20 minute walk to the Royal Albert Dock. 20 minute walk to grocery stores. There is a pub at the Yacht club which was very useful and pleasant. The boat itself is very interesting and has a good layout for families. Really different and unique stay.

    Stayed in April 2023

  • Reviewed: March 16, 2023

    8.0
    we had a lovely stay and would 100% book again x
    • Leisure trip
    • Travelers with friends
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    the only issue we had was the noise when trying to sleep off the mental banging together but apart from that I can’t fault this property at all I do believe more joker stuff should be put inside the boat instead off Batman even though I know there linked

    we loved the whole concept off it been the joker boat and was so excited to stay when we arrived it wasn’t clean but the owner sorted that out straight away and give us a little gift off a bottle of Prosecco for the inconvenience which we thought was so kind off him

    Stayed in February 2023

  • Reviewed: February 25, 2023

    7.0
    We would definitely book again.
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Quirky and interesting. A great experience. the children loved it.

    Stayed in February 2023

  • Reviewed: February 2, 2023

    8.0
    Unique, friendly and amazing experience
    • Leisure trip
    • Travelers with friends
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Just a few minor maintenance issues need fixing. The window behind the master bed and the shower drain.

    A very unique and amazing experience. The boat was really well set up and beautiful and the yacht club right next door was really friendly with lovely staff and great food..I would definitely recommend

    Stayed in February 2023

  • Reviewed: August 4, 2022

    8.0
    Staying here added to our excellent break away
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Sofa beds in living room extremely worn, old and uncomfortable

    Beautiful location. Quirky accommodation Lovely staff

    Stayed in August 2022

  • Reviewed: June 30, 2022

    7.0
    Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Leak above master bed (was raining heavy) window latches broken broken glass top in cooker ..paying for 24 hrs parking taking children to McDonald's and getting an 100 pound fine as you can not leave and re enter or have to re pay

    The views were amazing and the staff at marina were lovely

    Stayed in June 2022

  • Reviewed: March 21, 2022

    8.0
    Fun night with friends
    • Leisure trip
    • Travelers with friends
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    There were a few things that need "tweaking". Cigarette ends in flower pots, discarded vape and "laughing gas" canisters under couch from previous occupants, loose toilet seat, broken fold away chair. None of which ruined our time here but overall could improved

    I liked that it was something different and and different way to spend time with friends. Ideally situated

    Stayed in March 2022

  • Reviewed: February 10, 2022

    6.0
    Pleasant
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    The owners attitude

    The location and decor

    Stayed in December 2021

  • Reviewed: December 23, 2021

    6.0
    Novel Lodgings, needs some tlc.
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Poorly moored, so constant creaking of rope and occasionally bangs into the jetty - this Will wake you and is unnecessary. Needs TLC missing glazing in bathroom = no privacy and cold. Would Not sleep 8 comfortably, 6 at most.

    Some very nice features, exterior decor is the best part.

    Stayed in December 2021

  • Reviewed: September 8, 2021

    8.0
    Very Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Just remember to take ear plugs as the boat was creeky whilst trying to sleep 😂

    We loved the overall concept of the boat, was fab! Loved location etc. Would defo stay again.

    Stayed in June 2021

  • Reviewed: August 26, 2021

    8.0
    Very Good
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveler
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Management was rude when returning deposit. No thank you for staying. Passed the Money and waled away without saying a word to us.

    Loved the boat. Spotless and something different to celebrate my friends birthday

    Stayed in August 2021

  • Reviewed: July 26, 2021

    8.0
    Yeh good night kids loved it family loved it chilled relaxed quite roomy and comfy loved it
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Was little worried we made to much noise but think we kept it to a mim

    Was safe behind gates secure nice people Nice bar close by good food thier too only issue was our loo we thought we’d broke It but wasn’t us thank goodness yes overall Good night

    Stayed in July 2021

  • Reviewed: July 13, 2021

    6.0
    Pleasant
    • Leisure trip
    • Travelers with friends
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Just all a bit tired x

    Boat is a little tired , and I know it is an old boat but it had a musty damp smell , however the man who met us was very helpful x

    Stayed in July 2021

  • Reviewed: June 28, 2021

    6.0
    Bit tatty
    • Leisure trip
    • Travelers with friends
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Stayed here 3 years ago and was impressed, unfortunately there are some signs of wear and tear. Trim cracked and section missing on laminate edge. On arrival we found the duvet in the washing machine still wet

    Great location just across from the Yacht Club

    Stayed in June 2021

  • Reviewed: April 6, 2024

    5.0
    We only stayed for one night and unfortunately wouldn’t stay in this boat again
    • Leisure trip
    • Travelers with friends
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    There were a few problems on arrival . The electric didn’t work but was sorted fairly quickly The toilet didn’t flush so ended up blocked and had to use the toilet on the site which was really inconvenient Owners are 40mins away so couldn’t get to us straight away

    The location was lovely

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: August 31, 2023

    3.0
    A very disappointing stay! Was a birthday treat that was spoilt!
    • Leisure trip
    • Travelers with friends
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    The toilet did not work and was very smelly, unable to use any bathroom facilities had to use the nearby pub due to workman being there till free 7pm. The doors in the property were very badly fitted and we could not close them fully. The handle on the bathroom door came off in my hand. The kitchen cupboards smelled of cannabis, the washer & drier was full of someone else’s belongings. You needed to have the curtains closed all the time due to people walking past and looking in. This accommodation is advertised as luxurious and it certainly is not. Contacted the owner who was not helpful at all. Please think carefully before booking.

    Nothing

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: August 28, 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Kids loved the Batman theme.

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: August 24, 2023

    4.0
    Cleanliness and mainternance needs reviewing.
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 2 nights

    The cleanliness was extremely disappointing. Surfaces were dirty, i.e. towel rail radiator had white powder all over it, and the top next to the bathroom sink had dirt on it. The floor was disgusting, we couldn't walk around barefoot or in socks as the first day I did and my brand new white socks were black before I even got out of the bedroom. The fleece on the bed had a white stain on it, (possibly paint). The cupboards were full of spare bedding and towels just rammed in. The toilet massifyer didn't appear to have been emptied as the toilet kept blocking. The bathroom sink did not drain well and overflowed if you didn't stop the tap quickly enough. There is a need for some maintenance and TLC. There was a lack of clear instructions, so it was not until the first shower we knew to switch the pump on. In the main bedroom, there was an awful continuous buzzing noise. We feel the main issue is the cleaner. When we'd handed the keys in we had breakfast in the boathouse and saw someone come collect the keys and go on to the boat. He opened up, spent about 3 minutes inside, and then sat on the top of the boat smoking. 20 minutes later he was still there smoking and singing to himself.

    Theme. The TV room was good, we sat watching Netflix which was good. The owner was responsive and helpful when we enquired about an iron.

    Stayed in August 2023

  • Reviewed: July 30, 2023

    10
    Exceptional
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Nothing

    Everything quirky but will be back . All my family loved it

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: April 14, 2023

    9.0
    Very nice over night stay friendly helpful staff and owners
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    Was quite a walk from the town But could get a taxi

    Loved the boat something a little different and great with the kids as can all sit and chill out together

    Stayed in April 2023

  • Reviewed: April 10, 2023

    1.0
    No sleep, very unhappy, not what my family were expecting
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Two-Bedroom Houseboat
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted from a mobile device

    The water around the boat is littered and filthy dirty. It needs to be cleaned. Some of the photos of the boat are not of the boat we stayed in, for example the bedroom is photographed as a twin but is actually a double bed with bunk above. It was ok for us but wasn’t as advertised. The bathroom is a bit grubby and also the boat in general felt dirty and tired despite being advertised as ‘newly refurbished’. We were not aware that the boat was next door to the Titanic Boat which was full of young people (approx 18yrs old) and they had loud music, partying all night. the party stopped at 8am when some of the guests left. The rest left around 10am. The policy said strictly over 27yrs and no parties. The Titanic Boat also has a capacity of 9 people and there was definitely more than 9 people that stayed on it. My family and I did not sleep AT ALL. We are very unhappy about this stay and the way this was handled. I would like a refund.

    location was good. The Marina Bar was convenient, food was good and staff were great. It was easy to check in.

    Stayed in April 2023

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