Get the celebrity treatment with world-class service at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

If you’re looking for something different you’ve found it! A rock and roll revival of opulence and broken rules. From our one off bedrooms to our indulgent bars & restaurants, the Crazy Bear is built to immerse you in a world of unapologetic extravagance. Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers luxury and flamboyance in a traditional setting, less than 30 minutes by train from London Marylebone. All the individually designed bedrooms have an en suite shower room, and some boast a copper or ceramic bath that fill from the ceiling. Noble Isle toiletries and bathrobes are included. Other features include free Wi-Fi, a flat-screen TV and touch-activated mood lighting. At Crazy Bear, facilities include an outdoor pool surrounded by our uniquely designed Moroccan Terrace. Sip on hand-crafted cocktails in our bar or lounge areas, or book an authentic Thai massage. The oldest documented building in Beaconsfield, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is only 2 minutes’ drive from J2 M40 and 10 minutes’ drive from Beaconsfield Golf Course.

Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 8.4 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

Top location: Highly rated by recent guests (8.4)

Free private parking available at the hotel


Availability

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Room type
Number of guests
 
1 large double bed
1 large double bed
1 large double bed
1 large double bed
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Guest reviews

Categories:

Staff
8.4
Facilities
8.2
Cleanliness
8.5
Comfort
8.6
Value for money
7.0
Location
8.4
Free WiFi
7.7
Low score for Beaconsfield
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See what guests loved the most:

  • Hazel
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Great location, lovely village, lots of places to eat. Very friendly staff, loved the decor, very quirky and interesting and the outside pool looked very nice. Bed was very comfy.
  • Murphy
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Loved the atmosphere and the room was devine and staff were very nice
  • Katie
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    The interior was incredible so different and quirky! Location was good next to some lovely local pubs and restaurants

Hotel surroundings

Restaurants
2 restaurants on site

  • Thai Restaurant
    • Cuisine
      Thai
    • Open for
      Lunch • Dinner
    • Ambiance
      Traditional • Romantic
  • English Restaurant
    • Cuisine
      British
    • Open for
      Lunch • Dinner
    • Ambiance
      Traditional • Romantic

Facilities of Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Great facilities! Review score, 8.2

Most popular facilities
  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Free parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • 2 restaurants
  • Room service
  • Bar
Bathroom
  • Toilet paper
  • Private bathroom
  • Toilet
  • Free toiletries
  • Bathrobe
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower
Bedroom
  • Wardrobe or closet
Outdoors
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace
Media & Technology
  • Flat-screen TV
  • Telephone
Food & Drink
  • Wine/champagne
    Additional charge
  • Bar
Internet
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Parking
Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is not possible).
  • Street parking
Services
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Luggage storage
  • Meeting/banquet facilities
    Additional charge
  • Room service
General
  • Air conditioning
  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Heating
  • Non-smoking rooms
Outdoor swimming pool
Free!
  • Heated pool
Wellness
  • Hot tub/Jacuzzi
  • Massage
    Additional charge
Languages spoken
  • English

House rules

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield takes special requests - add in the next step!

Check-in

From 15:00 to 23:00

Check-out

From 07:00 to 11:00

 

Cancellation/
prepayment

Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check the conditions of your required room.

Children and beds

Child policies

Children are not allowed.

Cot and extra bed policies

Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.

Age restriction

The minimum age for check-in is 18

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Maestro Mastercard Visa Solo American Express Cash is not accepted Bankcard Crazy Bear Beaconsfield accepts these cards and reserves the right to temporarily hold an amount prior to arrival.

The fine print
Need-to-know information for guests at this property

Please be advised that no dinner reservations will be held for guests, in order to avoid disappointment bookings should be made in advance.

Please note the breakfast served is a continental breakfast.

Guests must show the credit card which was used for the room payment upon check-in for a pre-authorisation of GBP 150.

Please note that the Crazy Bear Hotels are now cashless. We exclusively accept debit/credit cards for all transactions.

FAQs about Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

  • Crazy Bear Beaconsfield offers the following activities / services (charges may apply):

    • Hot tub/Jacuzzi
    • Massage
    • Swimming Pool

  • Yes, Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is popular with guests booking family stays.

  • Crazy Bear Beaconsfield has 2 restaurants:

    • Thai Restaurant
    • English Restaurant

  • Yes, this hotel has a pool. Find out the details about the pool and other facilities on this page.

  • Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is 0.9 miles from the centre of Beaconsfield. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.

  • Room options at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield include:

    • Double
    • Suite

  • Guests staying at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield can enjoy a highly-rated breakfast during their stay (guest review score: 6.5).

    Breakfast option(s) include:

    • Continental
    • Full English/Irish
    • Vegetarian
    • À la carte

  • Check-in at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is from 15:00, and check-out is until 11:00.

  • Yes, there is a hot tub. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield on this page.

  • The prices at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates you select, hotel's policy etc.). See the prices by entering your dates.