Everything was perfect :) Maybe add a hook in the shower?

Debbie and Doug were amazing hosts! Room was cleaned everyday, they even did the dishes for us which was unexpected. Parking was easy, and the beach was practically empty everyday which made it feel even more exclusive. Beach front beauty.

Stayed in June 2024

Absolutely nothing. What you're not going to like is that you didn't have more time to spend there.

You can't beat the location. Simpson Bay Beach is calm and has very few people. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts. They make your stay very relaxing and peaceful. This was our second time there, and it did not disappoint. We can't wait to go back again!.

Stayed in May 2024

Location is about 10 minute walk to local restaurants. I like Roxy Beach one the most.

Stayed in April 2024

Everything was clean and made me feel at home but in front of the beach! Good vibes and good atmosphere! Highly Recommend!

Stayed in March 2024

Location

Stayed in January 2024

Nothing, it was perfect

Beautiful guest house right in the beach. The host was so helpful and amazing!

Stayed in November 2023

Greet views and location on the beach of Simpson Bay

Stayed in November 2023

Nothing’

Great location and well-run guesthouse! Super friendly and helpful owners, friendly guests. Easy to walk to restaurants on Simpson Bay and good location from which to explore the island. Lovely beach for walking and swimming!

Stayed in November 2023

The seafront location is 10/10 for my early morning and late evening swims. Kitchen was adequate for making full meals. Housekeeping kept the unit clean. Both private parking and the remote gate, facilitate renting a vehicle. The garden area was well-designed. Angela was an absolute sweetheart and stepped in as a capable host, with her high energy, effervescent persona and confidence-inspiring presence on the property as Philippe brushed past us on Tuesday. Thankfully, the weather cleared by Wednesday & the adventure continued. Thanks for a memorable visit =)

Stayed in October 2023

Debbie was very kind and friendly host! ♥️

Stayed in September 2023

Everything

Stayed in August 2023

we loved our stay at the horny toad, you get a great view of Simpson Bay, relax in a quiet area and also walk to Maho beach. Many restaurants are nearby and also grocery stores are close.

Stayed in July 2023

Bed mattress could be more comfortable...but it worked.

Pleasant staff and great service. Great room amd view.

Stayed in July 2023

Not a big deal but did miss tv a little, especially if staying longer.

Wonderful atmosphere. Loved the location. Everyone was so nice and helpful.

Stayed in July 2023

Liked it all.

Management, other guests and location.

Stayed in May 2023

The staff was extremely accommodating, and the beach was exceptional. We asked if we could drop bags early, and since our room was ready, we were able to put our bags in our room, and were able to check in early. Our flight the next day was later in the day, and they offered to let us hang at the hotel and beach until we were ready to catch our flight. There are lounge chairs just outside the rooms, which are 30 feet from the water. There are foot washes for each room to help keep sand out of rooms.

Stayed in June 2023

I had to make a change to the reservation and the owner was extremely accommodating. She even helped with local area shopping. Not just where to go, but personally taking!

Stayed in June 2023

close to the airport and she took me last minute.

Stayed in May 2023

I visited St. Maarten back in April and was lucky enough to find the Horny Toad Guest House. As I was traveling alone I was worried about safety and getting around. From the moment of my arrival, they met me at the gate to welcome me, helped me to my condo, and gave me all the info I would need for my stay. Everyone at the condos were so friendly and enjoyed happy hour in the evenings. The location was close enough to walk to the market and some restaurants. And anytime I needed a cab, they were always accommodating to call me one. The room is not fancy but has everything needed, and having the kitchen makes it so nice to keep a few groceries at hand. And the view from the balcony and the private beach area can't be beat, so peaceful with no crowds. My vacation was such a wonderful experience, and the Horny Toad played a big part of that.

Stayed in April 2023

nothing

great beachside location. compact but spacious.

Stayed in May 2023

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The rooms are great, and the guest house is right on the beach. The waters are mostly calm and the beach is well kept up. This was so enjoyable. Hosts Debbie and Doug are just wonderful and accommodating. We love this place.

Stayed in May 2023

I wish they had a television.

The location and the staff.

Stayed in May 2023

That we could stay only for one night, would gladly stay longer!

Debbie and Doug are great hosts and make this place a small paradise. The view of the beach from the terrace was amazing, even better than on the photos. From the atmosphere, one could easily understand why their guests are coming back.

Stayed in April 2023

Wonderful hosts, fantastic location on the beach. Perfect guesthouse/inn vibe. Rooms not elegant but 100% perfect for our needs/price point. Quiet, lovely gardens, beautiful beach, relaxing & fun. Very accommodating hosts.

Stayed in April 2023