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Reviews of The Oyster Smack 4 stars

The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom

#7 of 13 hotels in Burnham on Crouch

Guests' Choice

Review score

Based on 346 hotel reviews

8.4

Score breakdown

  • Cleanliness

    9.0

  • Comfort

    8.8

  • Location

    8.9

  • Facilities

    8.7

  • Staff

    9.3

  • Value for money

    8.3

  • Free WiFi

    8.8

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  • Reviewed: 19 June 2024

    8.0
    Clean, comfortable and convenient
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Would be good to have a cooked breakfast option. Double bed consisted of two single mattresses pushed together which was ok but not as comfy as it could have been.

    Clean and comfortable, friendly staff. Ideal location.

    Stayed in May 2024

  • Reviewed: 5 June 2024

    9.0
    Lovely inn and comfortable stay. Friendly, efficient and helpful staff.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    All was good, limited parking though.

    Enjoyed a nice steak dinner on arrival. Very friendly helpful staff. Room well equipped, clean and comfortable with nice toiletries, a good shower, comfortable bed. Quiet rooms outside of the main inn.

    Stayed in June 2024

  • Reviewed: 24 May 2024

    9.0
    Was great apart from breakfast. Dinner was lovely.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Breakfast - help yourself toaster and packet bread (not the amazing cooked breakfast that other reviews mentioned) and no one around in the morning to give keys back to or ask anything.

    Everything especially restaurant area

    Stayed in May 2024

  • Reviewed: 28 April 2024

    8.0
    Great place to stay
    • Leisure trip
    • People with friends
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing

    Nice and clean

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 8 April 2024

    7.0
    Fine for an overnight stay.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 1 night

    Didn't know that the room was in an outside building, thought it would be in the actual hotel, this may have been because I requested a downstairs room only. Wouldn't have classed the room as four-star, with no carpet only rug on either side of the bed, and no fridge. The large bed was very firm but only two pillows.

    The dinner was very nice, with ample food, well cooked and reasonably priced. The room was very clean, and towels, etc. supplied. Pleasantly decorated. Large bed. The staff were very friendly and helpful.

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 6 April 2024

    7.0
    Good but breakfast could be better
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Breakfast was a limited self-service affair with little choice

    Location and room

    Stayed in April 2024

  • Reviewed: 25 January 2024

    8.0
    we just slept there as part of Christmas with family
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    location

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: 7 January 2024

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Pillows very hard and uncomfortable

    Staff and restaurant excellent

    Stayed in January 2024

  • Reviewed: 2 January 2024

    8.0
    Very pleasant, I’d stay there again
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Wasn’t offered a cooked breakfast

    Clean comfortable friendly staff

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: 10 December 2023

    9.0
    Welcoming, clean , warm and cosy.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Unfortunately the mattress on the bed wasn’t very comfortable, as a result myself and my husband didn’t have a great nights sleep.apart from our bed being not very comfortable, everything else about the hotel was fine, would definitely stay there again.

    The pub and room was warm and welcoming, and very clean.

    Stayed in December 2023

  • Reviewed: 3 September 2023

    7.0
    Friendly and helpful staff, our room was clean and comfortable.
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Our room didn’t have a bathroom, having the shower in the bedroom We were disappointed with what was offered as the continental breakfast.

    It was convenient location as we were attending a wedding at Creeksea Place. The checking in process was welcoming and efficient.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 2 September 2023

    9.0
    Lovely place
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Nothing with them. But if you want to get around and don’t drive - taxi services suck!

    Great little stay/pub etc.

    Stayed in September 2023

  • Reviewed: 11 July 2023

    8.0
    Very pleasant place to stay the night after a full day catching up with friends
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Slight drain smell in the bathroom, but nothing too bad

    Location was good. Room was lovely

    Stayed in July 2023

  • Reviewed: 27 June 2023

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Deluxe Double Room with Extra Bed
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Minimal parking at the hotel. Had to park on nearby roads for duration of the stay. No full length mirror in the room. Breakfast was not included and had to pay an additional cost for two mornings.

    The shower was fantastic, we really appreciated the power shower during the hot weather.

    Stayed in June 2023

  • Reviewed: 22 June 2023

    8.0
    Very enjoyable
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    A little more choice at breakfast bar. A little cramped when several people there.

    Breakfast was ok. It would have been nice to have had a bowl of fresh fruit cut up. No butter on the toast for poached eggs. Staff very good at the bar and on reception. Lovely food in the restaurant.

    Stayed in June 2023

  • Reviewed: 20 June 2023

    8.0
    Most enjoyable.
    • Leisure trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    They made a a little fuss over splitting the bill. But it was because the waitress did not know how to transfer the meal to the room account.

    Relaxed friendly atmosphere but still efficient

    Stayed in June 2023

  • Reviewed: 7 June 2023

    8.0
    Very good
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Not quite enough parking for all guests

    Clean room, nice walk in shower.

    Stayed in June 2023

  • Reviewed: 30 May 2023

    9.0
    Superb
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Breakfast was great and the staff very helpful and friendly.

    Stayed in May 2023

  • Reviewed: 23 May 2023

    7.0
    Good
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    Breakfast options were very limited

    Room was clean and comfortable, wifi worked well

    Stayed in April 2023

  • Reviewed: 12 May 2023

    7.0
    Pleasant.
    • Leisure trip
    • Group
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Rooms located outside

    Pillows to high uncomfortable Over all lovely big rooms

    Stayed in May 2023

  • Reviewed: 12 May 2023

    7.0
    Nice location, near to waterfront and a comfortable room
    • Business trip
    • Solo traveller
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night

    The breakfast is continental and basic which is fine and only £4.95

    Pleasant helpful staff, nice room with a comfortable bed.

    Stayed in May 2023

  • Reviewed: 17 March 2023

    8.0
    Cosy and welcoming
    • Couple
    • Deluxe Double Room
    • Stayed 1 night
    • Submitted via mobile

    Minor maintenance issues, but nothing drastic.

    The location is good and the Oyster Smack is welcoming and comfortable.

    Stayed in March 2023

  • Reviewed: 6 March 2023

    7.0
    Friendly staff good food
    • Leisure trip
    • Family with young children
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights
    • Submitted via mobile

    Bar closed to early on Sunday 9 o’clock

    Excellent

    Stayed in March 2023

  • Reviewed: 24 February 2023

    9.0
    Excellent stay, would recommend
    • Leisure trip
    • Couple
    • Classic Double Room
    • Stayed 2 nights

    price of drinks and lack of vegetarian options.

    Friendliness of staff. comfort.

    Stayed in February 2023

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