• Apartments
  • Kitchen
  • Pet friendly
  • BBQ facilities
  • Free WiFi
  • Balcony
  • Free parking
  • Bathtub
  • Air conditioning
  • Daily housekeeping

Funny Farm offers accommodations in St. Augustine, 2.1 miles from Freedom Trail and 2.8 miles from Castillo de San Marcos. This apartment features air-conditioned accommodations with a patio. The apartment also offers free Wifi, free private parking, and facilities for disabled guests. At the apartment complex, the units include a desk, a flat-screen TV, a private bathroom, bed linen, and towels. A microwave, a toaster, and fridge are also offered, as well as a coffee machine and a kettle. At the apartment complex, units are fitted with a seating area. Guests can make the most of the warm weather with the property's barbecue facilities. The area is popular for fishing and pub crawls, and free use of bicycles is available at the apartment. Guests at Funny Farm can enjoy darts on-site, or go snorkeling or cycling in the surrounding area. Spanish Quarter Museum is 3.2 miles from the accommodation, while Castillo de San Marcos National Monument is 3.2 miles from the property. The nearest airport is Northeast Florida Regional Airport, 3.7 miles from Funny Farm.

Couples in particular like the location – they rated it 8.5 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

Top Location: Highly rated by recent guests (8.6)

Free Private Parking Available On Site

Reliable Info
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Availability

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Property practices

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Guest reviews

Categories:

Staff
9.2
Facilities
8.3
Cleanliness
8.5
Comfort
8.6
Value for money
8.6
Location
8.6
Free WiFi
8.0
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  • Outler
    United States of America United States of America
    Location was great and the apartment was cozy and eclectic. My only regret was that I did not get to meet Rhonda the pot bellied pig. However, Scooter the cat was precious.
  • Short
    United States of America United States of America
    Quaint, comfortable, full sized kitchen and apartment
  • Kristin
    United States of America United States of America
    Michael went above and beyond when we thought we left something behind. He was a very accommodating with our dogs. The property was a bit quirky, but there was plenty of space and was a nice place to stay

Hosted by Mike & Shelly

9.2
9.2
Host Review Score
Host Review Score

Mike & Shelly
We to an old defunct small retirement home and gussied it up. people call it eclectic and homey. we have done a lot to it but there is so much more to do so.... it would be fair to call it a work in progress. our aim is to create something unique, casual, interesting, relaxing and fun! We have a pet Turkey who roams around, a few chickens, and 2 potbelly pigs. We can supply you with basic beach stuff, chairs, surfboards, floaty raft things, towels, cooler, directions all complementary. we have free of charge basic functional fishing gear! Bikes and bike racks are here for you! also complimentary! We have a great pet policy...just contact us prior to booking. We are not a gated community, new construction, or immaculately landscaped property. We are relaxed, interesting comfortable place. Cash or Crypto payments get you a 5% discount!! (yes we accept cash payments) we are set up to accept almost any of the myriad of crypto currencies out there if that tickles your fancy! Bitcoin, Pirate coin, Monero, Algo, etc etc. If you dont know about this I will help you set up a safe and simple account.
Shelly a native Floridian is a life long educator currently working with special needs bling children. Shelly is a creative and compassion centered person. Mike was hatched in South Dakota but has lived and had experiences in many many strange and wonderful places. Among them are catering to the rich, famous beautiful as a hair stylist in Beverly Hills and Hollywood. studying Art, sculpture and the psychology of visual perception in Spain. Running a season of high altitude ultra marathons in Italy. Serving humanitarian mission in south America. Currently getting dirty with some project and hoping its creative.
This location is more of a rural community feel. not the condos, HOAs and groomed landscaping you may see on TV. people in this neighborhood have jobs, not retirees. the location is close to most things, 2 miles to beach and historic downtown.
Languages spoken: English,Spanish

Area info

Amenities of Funny Farm
Great facilities! Review score, 8.3

Most popular amenities
  • Free parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Room service
Parking
Free private parking is available on site (reservation is not needed).
  • Accessible parking
Internet
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Kitchen
  • Coffee machine
  • Cleaning products
  • Toaster
  • Dryer
  • Kitchenware
  • Electric kettle
  • Microwave
  • Refrigerator
Bedroom
  • Linens
  • Wardrobe or closet
  • Walk-in closet
  • Extra long beds (> 6.5 ft)
Bathroom
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Private Bathroom
  • Toilet
  • Free toiletries
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower
Living Area
  • Dining area
  • Sitting area
  • Desk
Media & Technology
  • Streaming service (like Netflix)
  • Flat-screen TV
  • TV
Room Amenities
  • Socket near the bed
  • Clothes rack
  • Private entrance
  • Fan
  • Ironing facilities
  • Iron
Pets
Pets are allowed on request. Charges may apply.
Accessibility
  • Entire unit located on ground floor
Outdoors
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Barbecue
  • BBQ facilities
  • Patio
Food & Drink
  • Fruit
  • Wine/Champagne
    Additional charge
  • Grocery deliveries
    Additional charge
  • Special diet meals (on request)
  • Breakfast in the room
  • Room service
  • Tea/Coffee maker
Activities
  • Tour or class about local culture
    Additional charge
  • Themed dinners
    Additional charge
  • Bike tours
    Additional charge
  • Walking tours
    Additional charge
  • Bar crawls
  • Beach
  • Snorkeling
    Off-site
  • Diving
    Additional charge
  • Cycling
    Off-site
  • Canoeing
    Additional chargeOff-site
  • Darts
  • Windsurfing
    Additional charge
  • Fishing
    Off-site
  • Golf course (within 2 miles)
    Additional charge
Building Characteristics
  • Private apartment in building
Transportation
  • Bicycle rental
Front Desk Services
  • Invoice provided
  • Private check-in/out
  • Express check-in/out
Entertainment & Family Services
  • Board games/Puzzles
  • Babysitting/Child services
    Additional charge
Cleaning Services
  • Daily housekeeping
    Additional charge
  • Laundry
Miscellaneous
  • Pet bowls
  • Visual aids (tactile signs)
  • Visual aids (Braille)
  • Designated smoking area
  • Air conditioning
  • Heating
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Non-smoking rooms
Safety & security
  • Fire extinguishers
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • Smoke alarms
  • Key access
  • Carbon monoxide detector
  • Safe
Languages Spoken
  • English
  • Spanish

House rules

Funny Farm takes special requests – add in the next step!

Check-in

Available 24 hours

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card at check-in

You need to let the property know what time you'll be arriving in advance.

Check-out

Available 24 hours

 

Cancellation/
prepayment

Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to apartment type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check what conditions apply to your preferred room.

Refundable damage deposit

A damage deposit of USD 100 is required. The property charges this 14 days before arrival. This will be collected by credit card. You should be reimbursed within 14 days of check-out. Your deposit will be refunded in full by credit card, subject to an inspection of the property.

Children & Beds

Child policies

Children of all ages are welcome.

Children 15 and above will be charged as adults at this property.

To see correct prices and occupancy info, add the number and ages of children in your group to your search.

Crib and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Extra bed upon request
$10 per child, per night
Crib upon request
Free
3+ years
Extra bed upon request
$10 per person, per night

Prices for cribs and extra beds aren't included in the total price. They'll have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The number of extra beds and cribs allowed depends on the option you choose. Check your selected option for more info.

All cribs and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction

There's no age requirement for check-in

Mastercard Visa UnionPay credit card Carte Blanche Discover JCB Diners Club American Express Cash is not accepted Funny Farm accepts these cards and reserves the right to temporarily hold an amount prior to arrival.


Quiet hours

Guests need be quiet between 10:00 PM and 7:00 AM.

Pets

Pets are allowed on request. Charges may apply.

The fine print
Must-know information for guests at this property

Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

Please inform Funny Farm of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

Quiet hours are between 22:00:00 and 07:00:00.

In response to the coronavirus (COVID-19), additional safety and sanitation measures are in effect at this property.

A damage deposit of $100 is required. The property charges this days before arrival. This will be collected by credit card. You should be reimbursed within 14 days of check-out. Your deposit will be refunded in full by credit card, subject to an inspection of the property.

FAQs about Funny Farm

  • Yes, there are options at this property that have a balcony. You can find out more about this and the other facilities at Funny Farm on this page.

  • Funny Farm can accommodate this group size:

    • 2 guests

    For more detailed info, check the accommodation option(s) breakdown on this page.

  • Funny Farm has the following number of bedrooms:

    • 1 bedroom

    For more detailed info, check the accommodation option(s) breakdown on this page.

  • The prices at Funny Farm may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates, hotel's policy etc.). To see prices, enter your dates.

  • Funny Farm is 2.5 miles from the center of St. Augustine. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.

  • Yes, Funny Farm is popular with guests booking family stays.

  • Funny Farm offers the following activities/services (charges may apply):

    • Cycling
    • Snorkeling
    • Diving
    • Fishing
    • Canoeing
    • Darts
    • Windsurfing
    • Golf course (within 2 miles)
    • Bike tours
    • Bicycle rental
    • Bar crawls
    • Tour or class about local culture
    • Walking tours
    • Themed dinners
    • Beach

  • Check-in at Funny Farm is from 12:00 AM, and check-out is until 12:00 AM.