In a prime location in the centre of Lisbon, We Hate F Tourists provides air-conditioned rooms, a garden, free WiFi and a shared lounge. 1.2 km from Rossio and 1.1 km from Dona Maria II National Theatre, the property features a terrace and a bar. The accommodation offers nightclub and a shared kitchen. All units include bed linen. A buffet, continental or vegetarian breakfast is available daily at the property. Speaking English, Spanish and Portuguese at the reception, staff will be happy to provide guests with practical guidance on the area. Popular points of interest near the hostel include Commerce Square, Miradouro da Senhora do Monte and St. George's Castle. The nearest airport is Humberto Delgado, 6 km from We Hate F Tourists, and the property offers a paid airport shuttle service.

Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 8.7 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

Situated in the real heart of Lisbon, this property has an excellent location score of 8.8

Breakfast info

Continental, Vegetarian, Buffet


Availability

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Property practices

This property has told us they implemented certain practices across some or all of these categories: waste, water, energy and greenhouse gases, destination and community, and nature.
Guest reviews

Categories:

Staff
9.7
Facilities
9.1
Cleanliness
9.2
Comfort
9.1
Value for money
9.1
Location
8.8
Free WiFi
9.3
High score for Lisbon
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  • Give
    Portugal Portugal
    Location was very good, right in the centre of Lisbon and a few steps away from the chaos The room was comfortable and clean Great facilities even for people leaving very early in the morning
  • Pedro
    Colombia Colombia
    All the decoration and facilities, i felt really good in the lobby, the terrace and the room. Also the team is super kind. All the team is great, but nothing like Adriana, she is just an amazing person, she gave me really nice tips to enjoy all my...
  • Andrie
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    The staff are friendy- they make time to show you around the hostel. And they have fun activities to do in the evenings. You get fresh linen on the bed everyday. For those who are not keen on this, you can always just put your belongings on the...

Property surroundings

Facilities of We Hate F Tourists
Great facilities! Review score, 9.1

Most popular facilities
  • Parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Airport shuttle
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Terrace
  • Lift
  • Garden
  • Bar
Bathroom
  • Toilet paper
  • Toilet
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower
Bedroom
  • Linen
Outdoors
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Sun terrace
  • Terrace
  • Garden
Kitchen
  • Shared kitchen
Activities
  • Tour or class about local culture
    Additional charge
  • Happy hour
    Additional charge
  • Themed dinner nights
    Additional charge
  • Pub crawls
    Additional charge
  • Evening entertainment
  • Nightclub/DJ
  • Entertainment staff
  • Games room
Food & Drink
  • Bar
Internet
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby (reservation is not possible) and costs € 1.20 per hour.
  • Street parking
Reception services
  • Invoice provided
  • Lockers
  • Concierge service
  • Luggage storage
  • Tour desk
  • 24-hour front desk
Entertainment and family services
  • Board games/puzzles
  • Board games/puzzles
Cleaning services
  • Daily housekeeping
Safety & security
  • Fire extinguishers
  • CCTV outside property
  • CCTV in common areas
  • Smoke alarms
  • Key card access
  • 24-hour security
  • Safety deposit box
General
  • Carbon monoxide detector
  • Shared lounge/TV area
  • Designated smoking area
  • Air conditioning
  • Lift
  • Heating
  • Airport shuttle
    Additional charge
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Iron
Accessibility
  • Upper floors accessible by elevator
Languages spoken
  • English
  • Spanish
  • Portuguese

House rules

We Hate F Tourists takes special requests - add in the next step!

Check-in

From 15:00 to 00:00

Check-out

From 00:00 to 12:00

 

Cancellation/
prepayment

Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check the conditions of your required room.

Children and beds

Child policies

Children of any age are welcome.

To see correct prices and occupancy information, please add the number of children in your group and their ages to your search.

Cot and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
Cot upon request
€ 10 per child, per night
3 - 12 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
13+ years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per person, per night

Prices for cots and extra beds are not included in the total price, and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The number of extra beds and cots allowed is dependent on the option you choose. Please check your selected option for more information.

All cots and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction

There is no age requirement for check-in

Pets

Pets are not allowed.

Groups

When booking more than 8 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Maestro Mastercard Visa Cash We Hate F Tourists accepts these cards and reserves the right to temporarily hold an amount prior to arrival.

The fine print
Need-to-know information for guests at this property

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Please inform We Hate F Tourists in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

License number: 85993/AL

FAQs about We Hate F Tourists

  • Guests staying at We Hate F Tourists can enjoy a highly-rated breakfast during their stay (guest review score: 8.2).

    Breakfast option(s) include:

    • Continental
    • Vegetarian
    • Buffet

  • Check-in at We Hate F Tourists is from 15:00, and check-out is until 12:00.

  • We Hate F Tourists offers the following activities / services (charges may apply):

    • Games room
    • Evening entertainment
    • Themed dinner nights
    • Entertainment staff
    • Pub crawls
    • Tour or class about local culture
    • Happy hour
    • Nightclub/DJ

  • We Hate F Tourists is 0.6 miles from the centre of Lisbon. All distances are measured in straight lines. Actual travel distances may vary.

  • The prices at We Hate F Tourists may vary depending on your stay (e.g. dates you select, hotel's policy etc.). See the prices by entering your dates.